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Jeff,
It sure would be nice if you had a website where you could show off that lovely lumber, that tantalizing timber, your wonderful wood, beautiful boards, sultry slabs and the pleasing pulchritude of the planks.
With imaginative internet imagery, we could appreciate the hearty hue of the heartwood, the sizzle of the sultry slices showing sapwood (no, not Roger), the ambience of the ambrosia, the special spalting in select species, the gratifying grandeur of great grain, the priceless perfection of pattern, and the brazen boldness of those bark wrapped gifts from nature.
Maybe, in the years to come, with advances in technology, we could experience the olfactory orgy of that odiferous opportunity to savor the fragrance of fresh fillet of phleom.
For those of you who recognized the repeating consonants as alliteration, thank your 9th grade English teacher. And your parents, who made you pay attention. And yourself.