Charming. I think I'm going to start a mobile shoelace tying service.
This has got to be a weird joke of some type. I mean I know there are some people out there that will spend (waste) money on the dumbest things, but come on.
Look at the image in this link, you can send a very common sharpener sitting on the table. :rolf:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is a joke. The "safety first, second, and third" along with the safety glasses and respirator sealed it for me.