I do not want any more tools!!

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DIYGUY

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Mark
With the advent of Father's Day this is my announcement to my family and any others who think I need another tool. Please ... I have drawers and drawers of tools. I have some that have never been used and some I could not figure out what they are supposed to do. I have tools from the last two centuries and more from this one. I have woodworking tools, carpentry tools, mechanics tools, gardening tools, electricians and plumbing tools, ones for fixing cars and some for fixing bikes. I have hand tools and power tools, I have sharp ones and dull ones, I have ones that work and some that don't - but I do not need another tool! I especially do not need another "multi-tool" with 15 options that do not do a good job at anything.

Did I mention I do not want another tool? BTW - none of them are for sale nor being given away. Every single one of them has some sentimental value - either when I lost some skin using it, or a former special someone thought it would be the perfect gift, or I created something with it that looked like what it was - a brain cramp from an admitted tool-a-holic who just had to use it that day, then and there. The best ones are shiny new because I bought them thinking some day down the road I would have a need for it and just could not resist that bargain du jour. These are the best ones because I never knew it would be as much fun to just look at it as to use it.

So world - if you must present me with another tool take my advice. Save the aggravation of shopping and obsessing over what gaps in my collection could be filled - simply send the money to the charity of your choosing and that will make us both happy!
 

RayH

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Ray
Sounds like you need a new tool -- maybe a tool management tool to keep track of all your stuff:tool::gar-La;
 

decibel

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Patrick
If you see a post like this from my ID then ignore all the rest as my wife has commandeered my account :rotflm:
 

NCTurner

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Gary
Ahhhh I get it reverse psychology....right? :icon_scraWhat else could it be. :dontknow: Oh to have some peoples problems.:gar-Cr
 

erasmussen

RAS
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I think you need to have a long talk with Mr. BAS, and see if he can get you straightened out :gar-La;
 

James Davis

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James Davis
Moderators....This man's account should , No MUST be suspended. He has definately gone over the deep end. This is no place for such blasphemy! I hope they find a cure for what ever he has soon.:rotflm::rotflm::rotflm::rotflm:

James
 

Bas

Recovering tool addict
Bas
Corporate Member
Two questions:
Who are you?
What have you done with Mark?

You need therapy. Get help. Order a Lee Valley catalog. Don't make us do an intervention. :tool:
 

TracyP

Administrator , Forum Moderator
Tracy
:rotflm::rotflm::rotflm:, that is on my list for the funniest thread winner at the 2010 picnic.
 
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