Fair Warning...

[scsmith42]

Just be prepared....

The time is drawing near...

There will be some rip snorting, toe curdling, jaw dropping gloats coming soon to a NCWoodworker member in New Hill... We're not only talking about big gloats, we're talking about small gloats, mid size gloats, and a boat load of total gloats...

If they are all posted at once, it would probably qualify as "gloat overload" or "gloatus maximus"...

If they are spread out, it would probably be in poor taste to bask so long in gloat heaven...

I mean, these are some really big gloats - magnum gloats - stupendous bignormous gloats. These are beyond "you suck" gloats...

Horsepower wise, the gloats add up to over..... two hundred horsepower worth of gloats...

We're talking about over 164,000 WATTS worth of gloats... That's over 1,300 amps worth of gloats...

We're talking about green gloats, yellow gloats, green and black, and white and blue gloats...

Just be prepared.... they're coming....

Hmm..... maybe I should just keep the gloats to myself... maybe that's the kind thing to do...

 

[Travis Porter]

I know, I know..... I saw the building, I know how much space is available...... I am dreading the sight of it all. I am glad I went by to visit beforehand....

Very depressing.....

And very disgusting. ;0)

 

[jeff...]

Bring on the gloatus maximus - So Travis will stop drooling already

 

[Glennbear]

So I must ask, as I recall you were planning on your own biodiesel power source. How many hundreds of acres are undergoing tillage for feedstock?
:rotflm:

 

[ptt49er]

Come on Scott....set an N.C.WW'er record for the largest gloat ever!

You've gotta share your goodies so we can live vicariously through you!

 

[clowman]

I too have seen the building. I can imagine what could fit under that. Got any sneak peeks on what's coming back?

 

[scsmith42]

I too have seen the building. I can imagine what could fit under that. Got any sneak peeks on what's coming back?

Welll..... since you asked......

There's one of these sitting out in the barn right now, awaiting installation:

And, this followed me home on Tuesday. It looks kinda puny in the photo, until you realize that the blade is 16" across. 5 ph 3 phase with a 24" crosscut.

And this is arriving tomorrow:

And Rob beat me to the punch on posting a pix the G0504!

 

[McRabbet]

Me thinks one of these, for starters...

 

[WoodWrangler]

This is going to be a fun thread ... I can only imagine where this is going!

 

[jeff...]

ok I'll be the first to say it

Scott U SUCK

 

[scsmith42]

Oh but wait.... there's more

One of these...

and one of these...

and to keep it warm, there's one of these...

Oh, and let's not forget this one...

And of course, I'll need one of these to go with them...

There's more to come (black and green, and other's too), just trying to pace myself...

 

[Travis Porter]

Did you get the stand for the gorilla or are you using the wall mount?

 

[jeff...]

Take a deep breath - you'll be ok Scott :gar-La;

 

[Bas]

Does this thread come with one of these?

BTW, did you order any clamps? Can't do woodworking without clamps. Lots of clamps. Tons and tons and tons of clamps.

 

[Makinsawdust]

The insurance fairy must have sent him a big check or he's raiding the Mrs. bank account. I bet it's a combination of the two. :rotflm:

Bring on the gloats. At least if I can't have them, I know someone that does have them. LOL

Rock on!

 

[scsmith42]

Travis, I got the stand.

Glenn - I'm using WVO.

And to peel the onion back a bit further..... <evil grin...>

and all the way from Germany...

and then there's this little jewell...

and to keep it company...

and then here's "big brother"...

Not to mention this little goody...

and this baby is already sitting in the barn awaiting installation...

 

[jeff...]

Holy SUCKAGE :tinysmile_tongue_t: I'm lucky to get 240 off the "grid" I imagine the power company would laugh at me if I asked for 3phase

 

[clowman]

Holy crap Scott! I think this is by far the most serious case of Wood Guy Disease ever recorded. I think the strain has mutated into Super Woodguy Disease....

Everyone.... Stay away from New Hill.. I repeat... STAY FAR away from New Hill! He's still contagious.

 

[jeff...]

Holy crap Scott! I think this is by far the most serious case of Wood Guy Disease ever recorded. I think the strain has mutated into Super Woodguy Disease....

Everyone.... Stay away from New Hill.. I repeat... STAY FAR away from New Hill! He's still contagious.

:gar-La; Nah I think it's a new strain called SSD - I updated the lexicon
http://www.ncwoodworker.net/forums/view.php?pg=lexicon

 

[scsmith42]

Bas, you mean like these?

And, in the spirit of "gloatus maximus", here's some more impending goodies...

And just so you know that I'm not just gloating about woodworking tools...

More to come - probably will continue tomorrow...