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05-22-2008, 01:14 AM
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#1 | | Asst. Webmaster
Name: Bas City: Cary State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 35 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Last weekend I helped Scott (NCScroller) unload some of the lumber he scored from Jeff, and noticed a bunch of stuff in the garage shop, including a dog crate. He asked me if I was interested, I said no. Of course, I _was_ interested, I just didn't know it yet. Fortunately, he still had it when I asked about it this afternoon.
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What does he ask for this crate? A tidy sum of money? A power tool? A promise not to write nonsense on North Carolina Woodworker for a month? Noooooo. He asks for a piece of wood that's 3/4 x 3/4 x 5.
He is trying to lure me into making a PEN BLANK! How sneaky sneaky!
So, I gave him a piece of wood that was 3/4 x 5. Five FEET that is. He can cut it to 3/4 width and 5 inches length himself. All I know is that it was a perfectly good board for furniture making when I left it. Should he decide to turn perfectly square wood into something round, well, I'm not responsible.
Scott - thanks a million for the crate! It will be put to good use. Even though there was some wood involved, this really was just about being good neighbors. Another sign how much more North Carolina Woodworker is than just a woodworking forum. And thanks for the magazine too! Next time I misbehave and LOML locks me in the crate, I'll have something to read. .gif)
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I don't need it. I just want it.
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05-22-2008, 01:28 AM
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Name: jeff... City: Stovall State: NC County: Granville Join Date: Mar 2006 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 6.77 over 30 days | Originally Posted by Bas Last weekend I helped Scott (NCScroller) unload some of the lumber he scored from Jeff, and noticed a bunch of stuff in the garage shop, including a dog crate. He asked me if I was interested, I said no. Of course, I _was_ interested, I just didn't know it yet. Fortunately, he still had it when I asked about it this afternoon.
But.
What does he ask for this crate? A tidy sum of money? A power tool? A promise not to write nonsense on North Carolina Woodworker for a month? Noooooo. He asks for a piece of wood that's 3/4 x 3/4 x 5.
He is trying to lure me into making a PEN BLANK! How sneaky sneaky!
So, I gave him a piece of wood that was 3/4 x 5. Five FEET that is. He can cut it to 3/4 width and 5 inches length himself. All I know is that it was a perfectly good board for furniture making when I left it. Should he decide to turn perfectly square wood into something round, well, I'm not responsible.
Scott - thanks a million for the crate! It will be put to good use. Even though there was some wood involved, this really was just about being good neighbors. Another sign how much more North Carolina Woodworker is than just a woodworking forum. And thanks for the magazine too! Next time I misbehave and LOML locks me in the crate, I'll have something to read. .gif) You really gotta watch it around the Dark Side Bas - at the picnic Earl came up to me and showed me a really cool segmented bowl - then after the lumber run Dozer and Fred showed me some really cool turned bowls also - then Dozer very nonchalantly say " hey jeff you want to turn something on Fred's lathe" Fred is nodding his head up and down - two against one - I just smiled and said nope. 
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05-22-2008, 01:41 AM
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#3 | | Administrator Senior Moderator
Name: Tracy City: Salisbury State: NC County: Rowan Join Date: Feb 2008 Age: 47 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Bas, sounds like you are slowly being lured in. Before you know it everything in your shop will be round. 
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05-22-2008, 06:36 AM
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Name: fred City: franklinton State: nc County: franklin Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 51 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | run bas run.
see bas run?
bas fun fast!
the dark side is commin fer ya bas. better check in the closet and under the bed cause they be a hidin, lurkin round, waitin ta pounce! 
prepare yourself! you will be assimilated!
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05-22-2008, 09:21 AM
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#5 | | Moderator
Name: Scott City: Cary State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Jul 2007 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 6.77 over 30 days |
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05-22-2008, 07:09 PM
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#6 | | Webmaster Director
Name: DaveO City: Clayton State: NC County: Johnston Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 38 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days |
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Honestly Honey, that will cost around $100 $150 $200, and I need a few more tools.
Heard from a client..."If I had your tools and experience...I could do it myself"
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
--Dr. Seuss
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05-22-2008, 08:26 PM
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#7 | | Moderator Advisory Panel
Name: Cathy City: Forest City State: NC County: Rutherford Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 53 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 3.73 over 30 days |
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05-22-2008, 08:50 PM
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#8 | | Director Moderator
Name: Roger City: Durham State: NC County: Durham Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 62 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 6.53 over 30 days | Hmmm, how ya gonna put a biscuit in a round thingy
Roger
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05-22-2008, 09:04 PM
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#9 | | Asst. Webmaster
Name: Bas City: Cary State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 35 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Originally Posted by DaveO Looks like I'm going to have to start gouging some people pretty soon. I'm watching y'all!
Must remain calm. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to.... oooohhh Harbor Freight coupon?
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Bas.
I don't need it. I just want it.
Last edited by Bas; 05-22-2008 at 09:05 PM.
Reason: messed up quote tags - it's the influence of the Dark Side!
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05-22-2008, 09:06 PM
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Name: Dennis Reynolds City: Ivan's Corner (Monroe) State: NC County: Union Join Date: Jan 2007 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 6.53 over 30 days | Roger, I thought you were supposed to put round things in biscuits!
Things like ..... sausage, eggs, steak, Canadian bacon......... .gif) |
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05-22-2008, 09:36 PM
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Name: Dennis Reynolds City: Ivan's Corner (Monroe) State: NC County: Union Join Date: Jan 2007 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 6.53 over 30 days | BTW, your new avatar is funky blinkin' at me like that! |
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05-22-2008, 11:20 PM
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Name: RAS City: Pikeville State: NC County: Wayne Join Date: Dec 2005 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Ok time to hit below the belt BAS the tools on the darkside are limitless, you can buy a new tool every day and still not get them all.gif)
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Don't ask anybody, just build a house." "Oland tool, better than a bowl gouge, a lot cheaper to make." Darrell Feltmate around the woods |
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05-22-2008, 11:45 PM
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#13 | | Asst. Webmaster
Name: Bas City: Cary State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 35 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Originally Posted by Gotcha6 BTW, your new avatar is funky blinkin' at me like that! Like I said, I'm watching y'all 
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Bas.
I don't need it. I just want it.
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05-22-2008, 11:46 PM
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#14 | | Asst. Webmaster
Name: Bas City: Cary State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 35 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 7.00 over 30 days | Now now Earl, no need to get ugly. You really think I can be seduced by the lure of limitless tools? Ha. No chance.
Hmmm.
Limitless you said? Every day? EVERY DAY?!?! 
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Bas.
I don't need it. I just want it.
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05-23-2008, 05:45 AM
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#15 | | Moderator Advisory Panel
Name: Cathy City: Forest City State: NC County: Rutherford Join Date: Oct 2005 Age: 53 Avg Visit Freq/Week = 3.73 over 30 days | Originally Posted by Bas Now now Earl, no need to get ugly. You really think I can be seduced by the lure of limitless tools? Ha. No chance.
Hmmm.
Limitless you said? Every day? EVERY DAY?!?!  Haven't ya;ll realized that the possibility of needing more tools may be the driving force in getting Bas firmly settled into the dark side? The guy could use serious intervention - but is highly unlikely to find it in this group! lol
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