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Yu dun gud Ferd,enny kind of wimmen foke wud like to hav thum dime unds.

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What charity should we make donations to?
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I wood be in sooooooo much trubl wit the wif i wood nevr liv to se dalit agin.

Fred thank you for posting this it made my day and was clean and enjoyable and extremely funny. The wife even liked it.
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If I made something like that for Rita (b-day Sat) I would be in the dog house for a month.
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If I made something like that for Rita (b-day Sat) I would be in the dog house for a month.
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just a month???? I'm gonna tell LOML that my son made it!
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Fred, I think you did good! You didn't give her a gun!!!
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Fred, I think you did good! You didn't give her a gun!!!

she's already got a few o those but I hid em!
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Fred,
Awesome work on the bling, we expect no less

And folks, if you think this thread is funny, check out fred's thread for Xmas 2007 gift

A quick question for suggestions.
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I was heading out to the BORG one day and asked the wife if she meeded anything. Her answer was "why don't you surprise me". Well we were repainting some rooms at the time so I picked up a new 2" trim brush so that she could help me.

Well, I'm just glad I bought the 2 incher because anything larger would've really hurt.

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I haven't laughed that hard in so long.

When I saw the picture, all I could think about was the beginning of that song "I Like Big Butts" where the girls are talking and one of them says, "she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends." I'm not expecting most of you to know what I'm talking about and I don't know why that picture reminded me of that.

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The one you're thinking about was done by Weird Al...a remake of "Baby's Got Back" by sir mixalot... I most of Weird Al's stuff
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Originally Posted by FredP View Post
she's already got a few o those but I hid em!
Double check the broom closet, your looking for a boom stick.
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Fred, I think you are the only person I know who would try that - you are just tooo funny! My question is - did you make matching earrings? I'd suggest using something thinner than bread ties if she has pierced ears. (glue should work fine if her ears aren't pierced-just not the kind that expands as it dries)
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