Copper Wire

[jeff...]

Copper Wire
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York
scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100
years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors
already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

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Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly
after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California
archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire
system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an
advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years
earlier than the New Yorkers.'

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One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in LaVergne ,
Tennessee, reported the following: 'After digging as deep as 30
feet in an empty field near Smyrna , Bubba Ray Johnson, a
self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely
nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,
Tennessee had already gone wireless.

[DaveO]

Dave

[LeftyTom]

Stone-Age Wi-Fi

[TracyP]

Leave it to Bubba to top the headlines

[Bas]

[JimmyC]

That's Priceless.

[Bryan S]

good one Jeff