The Latest In Laser Guided Tools

[gator]

Got to have one of these.

http://www.harborfreight.com/cpi/cta...emnumber=95566

George

[WoodWrangler]

That is too much ... people take a good idea (the laser guide) and ruin it to the point it's a joke. Sad.

[Bas]

What's next? A laser to assist with #1?

[WoodWrangler]

Originally Posted by Bas

What's next? A laser to assist with #1?

Already exists ...



http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/p...ath-202519.php

[Bas]

Suddenly owning 6 shopvacs doesn't seem that weird anymore.......

I find this very depressing, even more depressing than the fact that there are instructions on a packet of toothpicks. I think I'll lock myself in the shop today.

[jerrye]

I always use pinking shears. That way you can't tell where my lines go crooked.

[Trent Mason]

Maybe I can get a laser guide for my lawn mower......

[Bas]

Not to get off-topic here, but have you noticed that in the Sci-Fi movies, there are no laser-guided lasers/ phasers/ blasters?

Does a scissors-with-laser make more sense if the actual cutting is done with a laser?

Does anyone else wonder about such unimportant things? Who cares, I bought a Work Sharp this morning

[RandyJ]

Originally Posted by Bas

Who cares, I bought a Work Sharp this morning

Foul, Foul!!!

You tried to sneak in a gloat without appropriate proof.

You know you have to provide 's

[sapwood]

Originally Posted by RandyJ

Foul, Foul!!!

You tried to sneak in a gloat without appropriate proof.

You know you have to provide 's

Nice catch, Randy

Roger

[Bas]

Pending delivery, this will have to do.....

[Trent Mason]

That was sneaky! That's two sneaky gloats today that I'm aware of. Not bad.

[jerrye]

Originally Posted by Bas

Does anyone else wonder about such unimportant things?

Bas, for your perusing and pondificating pleasure:

Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How do you get Teflon to stick to the pan when nothing sticks to Teflon?

How do you nail Jello to a wall?

If a man speaks in the woods and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Why is it that trucks haul shipments but boats haul cargo?

and then:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like . . Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20 Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Bas]

Thanks Jerry, I needed that to get through this Friday afternoon.
I am soooo tempted to just call it a day and make some sawdust, but I got a couple more meetings to endure....

Originally Posted by jerrye

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Closely related is the Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly......

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[ashley_phil]

My mom would love a pair of those. Of course she also bought me a pair of the B & D auto wrench.