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08-18-2007, 11:34 PM
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Name: DaveO City: Clayton State: NC County: Johnston Join Date: Aug 2005 Age: 38 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced,
"I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
"No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,
"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing.
After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc, haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?"
After a pause, the doctor confessed ..........."No, not with a carnation."
Just had to add to the daily funny 
Dave 
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08-18-2007, 11:38 PM
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Name: Ed City: Charlotte State: NC County: Mecklenburg Join Date: Apr 2006 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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That was the best laugh I've had in a while!
Had pass that one on to my wife, and she thought it was a riot too! | |
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08-19-2007, 08:41 AM
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Name: Roy Hatch City: Horse Shoe State: NC County: Henderson Join Date: Mar 2006 Age: 76 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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Not familiar with carnations. What do they smell like?  | |
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08-19-2007, 04:41 PM
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Name: Chad City: Hookerton State: NC County: Greene Join Date: Feb 2006 Age: 54 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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It is highly addictive!
All your free time you once had will become a thing of the past!!
And Down The Dark Side Of Woodworking You! Will!
Goooooo!!
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08-19-2007, 06:59 PM
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Name: jeff... City: Stovall State: NC County: Granville Join Date: Mar 2006 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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08-19-2007, 07:51 PM
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Name: Nick City: Clemmons State: NC County: Davidson Join Date: Jun 2006 Age: 50 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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__________________ Nick Z To do important deeds, two things are necessary; a plan and not quite enough time. 
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08-20-2007, 08:21 AM
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Name: Mike Hall City: Indian Trail State: NC County: Union Join Date: Feb 2006 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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08-20-2007, 10:31 AM
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Name: Ray City: Raleigh State: NC County: Wake Join Date: Mar 2006 Avg Visit Freq/Week
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Dave,
Love the story. Nurses are terrific.
(I owe nurses... big time...)
Ray
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