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Old 05-17-2006, 10:37 PM   #1
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I just received the latest copy of the Popular Woodworking e-zine. This was one of the links. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A2218565
These will cause some level of groaning

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That's bad, very bad..but quite funny

Thanks for the chuckle,

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Good grief!

Biscuits and Gravy: Hide glue hidden joinery system from Bojangles

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Oh man.......

Anybody know why the woodworkers dog got sick?





Ate too many TABLE SCRAPS!!!!
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Now that would bind one up. Good one


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Maybe the jointer is what happened to my knee!!
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What can I say - sorry, it wasn't me, and not even very funny!!
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