Can't help with married life
But, as promised.. the measurements.
The Lexan base is 1/4" x 8 1/4" x 11 5/8" (I got samples from a good friend that works for a plastics company)
Some poplar (No India ink...just spray painted black) and a couple of 1/4-20 knobs.
I carefully measured the lines and used my router to cut those.
I have a 1/4" template for the handle (took a picture of one on a website and played with it in PowerPoint to make a template that I could trace)
Not sure if I answered everyone's questions or not...
Scott. Did you receive my PM?